Random Pharmaceutical Weirdness

First off….
please *click* here for my handy-dandy disclaimer!

Concerning the 2 “real” drugs in my post below, it’s just my opinion. An opinion backed up by years of drug studies and medical literature & stuff, but nonetheless..

Anyway, it’s all in fun.

Now…on to the weirdness!

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It’s the Happy Pills Store! (well, not really..)

They sell candy there. And put it it drug bottles.

That really doesn’t sound too wise, does it?

 

It’s in Barcelona, Spain. Oh, those wacky Spaniards!

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“Bitch Pills” Ok, they’re actually veterinary. Bitch pills are a prenatal supplement for female dogs, although I know a few humans who seem to have overdosed on these babies:

 

Here’s my public service message for all the guys out there:

NONE OF THESE PILLS WORK. DON’T WASTE YOUR MONEY. YOUR MANHOOD WILL NOT GET BIGGER.
Seriously.
(and if all the “male enhancement” people above want to sue me for being HONEST, I will retain a very cranky, hopefully IMPOTENT attorney.)

 

Now…the only ones that will work are these:

And they won’t make you bigger. Just harder. And probably for a longer period of time than you want it to be. Oh, a 4 hour erection may SEEM like a desirable thing, but after a while..that could be painful. Not to mention the aftermath your partner might have to deal with. It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, ” put a hurtin’ on you.” Hmm…what else? Oh, yeah! You might go blind, too. A nasty side effect. But rare. I think.

 

*SIGH*

Male pattern baldness (the usual suspect) is genetic. You can’t stop it, or reverse it. At least not with these things. The only way you’re going to get the luxuriant tresses of your youth growing up there on your dome is if you get a transplant. Sorry. (And if the “Hair 4 Life” people want to sue me for being HONEST, I will retain a very nasty, very BALD attorney.)

I like this little pic. I would title it: “If Only”

In keeping with the theme of this post, the obligatory lolcat:

(Hopefully, not the Viagra.)