The Witsnappin’ Pharmacy!

Some examples of what I like to call, “Random Pharmaceutical Weirdness”

First off….
please *click* here for my handy-dandy disclaimer!

Concerning the 2 “real” drugs in my post below, it’s just my opinion. An opinion backed up by years of drug studies and medical literature & stuff, but nonetheless..

Anyway, it’s all in fun.

Now…on to the weirdness!   I will be updating soon so I can have the latest installments appear first.  Until then, scroll down for the most recent stuff….

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They sell candy there. And put it it drug bottles.

That really doesn’t sound too wise, does it?

It’s in Barcelona, Spain. Oh, those wacky Spaniards!

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“Bitch Pills” Ok, they’re actually veterinary. Bitch pills are a prenatal supplement for female dogs, although I know a few humans who seem to have overdosed on these babies:

Here’s my public service message for all the guys out there:

NONE OF THESE PILLS WORK. DON’T WASTE YOUR MONEY.

YOUR MANHOOD WILL NOT GET BIGGER.

Seriously.

(and if all the “male enhancement” people above want to sue me for being HONEST, I will retain a very cranky, hopefully IMPOTENT attorney.)

Now...the only ones that will work are these:

And they won’t make you bigger. Just harder. And probably for a longer period of time than you want it to be. Oh, a 4 hour erection may SEEM like a desirable thing, but after a while..that could be painful. Not to mention the aftermath your partner might have to deal with. It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, ” put a hurtin’ on you.” Hmm…what else? Oh, yeah! You might go blind, too. A nasty side effect. But rare.

I think.

*SIGH*

Male pattern baldness (the usual suspect) is genetic. You can’t stop it, or reverse it. At least not with these things. The only way you’re going to get the luxuriant tresses of your youth growing up there on your dome is if you get a transplant. Sorry. (And if the “Hair 4 Life” people want to sue me for being HONEST, I will retain a very nasty, very BALD attorney.)

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I like this little pic. I would title it: “If Only”

In keeping with the theme of this post, the obligatory lolcat:

(Hopefully, not the Viagra.)

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Time for a refill of  Rx weirdness?  Witsnappin’ Pharmacy, at your service!!!

Ok..this is an ad for an online pharmacy. Guess what they’re advertising here?  Yup.  “MALE ENHANCEMENT PILLS”.   Now..take a good look at that woman’s face.  Doesn’t she look a bit…um…INSANE?  Oh, I’m sure she’s thrilled about the “effects” of her dude’s online purchase, but  “You will become a legend in her mind”??

Really..could we be a bit more subtle, here?

If that’s what his pills are doing to her mind, he should ease up on the dose a bit!

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Moving on…

I’d like a 90 day supply please.

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This just doesn’t seem right, somehow.

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This has nothing to do with pharmacy, but I thought it was weird.  And strangely hilarious:

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And finally, Dr. Gregory House, aka Hugh Laurie.

Oh yes, wouldn’t I just love to find Dr. House lounging in a bathtub full of Vicodin?

In MY bathroom, of course:

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Some drug-related lolcats?  Why not?  This is, after all, the Witsnappin’ Pharmacy!

I’ll be on the lookout for more drug-addled felines, canines, humans…you name it!

Because…

The Witsnappin’ Pharmacy never sleeps.

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Ok….here we are again with a new installment of Random Pharmaceutical Weirdness. YAY!

You would not BELIEVE the stuff I’ve come across lately in my ‘net searches for the Witsnappin’ Pharmacy shelves. Call it inventory, if you will.  But this stuff is a bit disturbing, albeit HILARIOUS!

Observe:

Why are they hiding behind that hat? Why is he hiding Mr. Happy behind the picnic basket?  Why is the lady wearing a 60’s type frock?  Huh?  I guess we’ll never know.  But, at least he got her flowers before the big bang commences.  Moving on……

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This one made me laugh out loud.  I couldn’t get over the “before and after”  shot (no pun intended) at the top of the ad…

What I’d like to know is : What did they use in the ‘before and after’ containers?  Surely not the..ehm..”real thing”?  Jeez..I hope not. Nice throbbing effect on the words, though.  Hehe.

Here’s the last one…for now:

I just love the font up there..it looks all rowdy and dangerous, doesn’t it?  Not that ANY of these things will help Mr. Happy become…happier.  A lot of these silly pills rely on the placebo effect.

When it comes to sex, barring any physical conditions that may interfere with a man’s arousal (prostate issues, high blood pressure, etc..) the brain is the key, you see.  It’s the “other” sex organ.

Anyway..that’s all for now.  Inventory is over for a while.  But you can bet I’ll be re-stocking the Witsnappin’ Pharmacy Shelves in the near future. Stay healthy!!!